MOL Junior Horoscope 2008
MOL Junior
This is the year of Junior I believe. He will be confronted with professional opportunities that will challenge his daily dual role as OCD fantasy sports guru. He will once again appear at the annual Day on the Green at our church and spend the whole day drawing attention to himself primarily by using his daughter as a spin dancer during God Made Chicken. He will continue to make wildy unfounded claims on his blog and stand by all of them. He will continue his genius tradition of reviewing all things pop culture and occasionally get things right. He will once again spend the year highly overrating anything with a banjo or pedal steel guitar and underrate music that does not include those instruments. He will take over the reigns as Commissioner of MMBL and make it a better place for all participants. 
He will receive multiple invitations from YellowJackets management to cheat on their behalf. He will refuse until offered $6. He and Papa Ceasar will continue their ridiculous feud over a chai latte that will come to a head in an early spring poker reunion in my old garage. He will continue to suffer from not having lunch with me weekly at Pluckers and be less informed on the geo political scene. He will ask for a do over on several opinions he has held to since his early childhood in Sugarland, TX. He and his wonderful family will blossom and enjoy life this year despite his multiple other short sided failures in other walks of life. He will be asked to be a deacon at church and reply with : “Let me ask you this: Would Brent Best say yes to being an deacon at this church”? He will go into the studio with Joe Butcher (aka sasquatch who plays pedal steel) and develop such an awkward mancrush on this man with a mustache that Butcher will seek a restraining order from the Dallas Police Department even after several repeated attempts by Sound and Fury to let it go. 
His two albums in 2008 will be surprisingly good and will not include extra dance tracks. We will make our way to the Barley House multiple times hoping that Brent Best grows his Grizzley Adams beard back and plays Robert Cole. He will wink at me knowing that he was the one who convinced me of the genius of Best and I will have to agree. We won’t recognize it happening but we will continue to enjoy a hearty friendship (gay?) to the point where our wives will finally conspire together to keep us apart. Here’s to you Junior. Have a great year. You are a great friend
Viva 08
el mol
for the record, i do recognize it. thanks for the horoscope and your genius friendship.
p.s. i will definitely cheat on your behalf!
Posted by: MOL Junior | January 02, 2008 at 12:06 AM