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December 31, 2007

The Sun So Huge it shined and baked the blacktop underneath my toes

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Starting a list for things to do in 2008:

January

LLPH's birthday:
Lets just say that any 39th birthday is worth celebrating in rare form.  I am thinking about anything from Kellers for dinner to flying to Paris for the weekend.  I am sure it will fall somewhere in between.  Either way, she will be honored in a fashion worthy of a genius wife.

Pursuant Explosion:
After being gone for the better part of two weeks I give fair warning to fellow employees that I am rested and full of myself .. . . more than normal.  So be prepared for new bits and the same old shirts.  So please tell your mother, your older sister and baby brother, your dog Champ and your best friend.   My name is el mol and I tomorrow I am nine years old and I will walk this road again.

Parental Reconstruction
In a moment of serious reflection I am going to follow in the footsteps of a good friend and commit myself to loving my family at a level that often feels difficult from thousands of miles away.  Its none of your damn business really but I allow the distance to play to my favor when it comes tending to some relationships that are at many turns difficult to handle and deal with.  I am 44 years old and I should start acting like it I suppose. 

That's all I can see for now.

viva 08.

el mol






December 29, 2007

I believe in Karma

Longhorn_t520

and It does believe in me.  on the way to the airport to jump a plane to socal to sort of attend her nephews wedding, I offered "if we make this flight how about a deal"?  LLPH says. "ok what".  If we make this flight, I get to go to the New Years Eve Drams/Old 97s show.  LLPH:  "I am going with you then".  We made the flight.  Boom.

I thought I had completely ruined the New Years Eve rock show when i talked LLPH into several loud and smoky nights at the Barley House in the early 2000's for the greatness that was Slobberbone.

Apparently not.  New Years Eve set. 

Hope to see you there . . .  Shelby?

viva 08.

el mol

December 28, 2007

Radio Nowhere

Dmbtxl

Standing in a line much too long for a "convenient" store like 7-11, I noticed a bit I have never ever seen.

Cowboy hat
Wrangler Jeans
Boots
Neatly tucked in Western Shirt
Leather cell phone case on belt

and
and
and

BLUE TOOTH !!!!

I have seen it all now.

viva 08.

December 26, 2007

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Molonbronco Several things in review for 2007

1. moved to another home – the decision itself was difficult because we loved our old home and neighborhood.  But the starting over in a new place has been refreshing.  We know exactly two of our neighbors.  A third said hello.  A fourth blows his leaves on the third.  I do consider Dallas to be a very friendly city but where do they roll out the welcome wagon for you?  Not on the blocks I have lived on.  Guess I will have to force my way in like I always do and make it awkward for everyone.

2. Became a landlord – it was a cluster at first getting the home ready for someone to move in.  this is what is sad and regrettable about this.  We love the home too much to sell but we hated ourselves too much to fix it up in the least.  Apparently we love our tenant more than we do ourselves because we finally fixed the kitchen floor and carpet after 8 years. 

3. bought a new car.  Yep, it turned out to be the year of change in the second half.  And just like the house, I am keeping the bronco.  It is my hunting vehicle.  And I park it on the lawn at the new house (1972) to keep the WT appearances up.  Ok the patch of grass is in the back next to the driveway, but still.  Oh, the new car is neither really.  It is a 2004 nissan Titan truck.  Sure its too big and has a large carbon foot print but I love it.  I have spoken of that green truck since it first came out and I was broke.  Then my kind mother in law gave me a chunk of money to put down on it two years ago.  So after ten years and some loving coaxing from my wife, I got over my guilt and bought the first car for myself in 10 years.  Look for a theme of loving myself more in 08. Molgoofyhat

4. Appointed Chief Marketing Officer (CMOL).  No I am not bragging, I am just stating a fact.  IN fact it freaks me out a bit . . .in a good way.  Not since leaving California to move to Washington to start a church where LLPH and I knew NO ONE have I felt so challenged and invigorated.  Anybody have the phone number for Cammie Dunaway formerly CMO of Yahoo and now Nintendo?  Saw her speak at a conference and was very impressed.  I would like to ask her for a little help.  She seems pretty genius . . .brilliant I should say.  Some joke that it is a nepotistic appointment and I half believe them.  I did kick ass in sales so I deserve something, but lets just say its great to work .for a smaller company that is growing fast.  As one wise boomer once said in a progressive church here in Dallas, “put your seat belts on”.

5. Saw Brent Best at the Barley House on Sunday nights.  At least four times this year I rolled out with some buddies to see the best songwriter in the greater Dallas metroplex leave his band at home, pull out his acoustic, his harmonica and his sundry list of “classics”.  What is brilliant and sad about these evenings is that there is normally only a dozen people there.  Insiders.  If you are lucky and sit at the right bar stool, Brent will pull up next to you and talk about Nascar.  The other night we went where 2/3’s of the LARGE crowd were Brady Quinn’s and had no idea what they were being treated with musically.  He won them over with a confusing distorted acoustic lead accompanied by foot stomping that produced a neil young and crazy horse does Powderfinger affect.Slobberbone

6. Became a deacon at the church.  Actually signed a three year commitment.  And also joined the Mission Committee just before.  This was a big step as I reentered official leadership of a church for the first time in 6 years.  It was a combination of complete disinterest and lack of trust that probably kept me out for sometime.  I was honored to be asked, careful to say yes and not sure if I will ever do it again :)

7. Started a new tradition at our church called The Day on the Green.  It was a gathering of musicians and brisket prepared lovingly by Red that made this day special for a lot of reasons.  We are planning the second annual this spring.  Look for a new set that will include some surprises.

8. Celebrated my fifteenth year with LLPH. You know where I took her?  Kellers, yep the hamburger joint.  Her idea.  That is just one of the many reasons I am glad we are growing old together.

9. Went hiking for the first time since moving to Dallas.  This is something I did quite regularly in the Northwest but had completely set aside since moving south.  I made one phone call to this guy and off we went with my dog Jack Jack and had a great time.  Arkansas is more beautiful than I would have expected.  More serial killers per square mile though.Jackispanting

10. Kept talking about writing a book or short story but did absolutely NOTHING about it.  LLPH did.  She signed me up for a one-day writers workshop at SMU.  I predict failure, but we will see. 

11.  Emceed a rock show because we could find no other talent.  Getting up on stage in front of a lot of people usually sets off some nerves but honestly, when some redneck cattle called as I walked to the mic it settled me down.  Of course the shouts of "EL MOL" from some stranger in the back helped too.  It was a little awkward dealing with the rock stars.  I mean they were completely professional and kind but I had no idea what the protocol or preferences where so I am sure I shot their wheels off at multiple junctures.  Oh well, it was a fundraiser . . .for CF that is.  Something that I always have wanted to be involved with in some way as my brother died of said disease and was really the driving force behind my love for music and especially southern music.  It was a fullcirclemoment.com.

12.  drove a truck 20 straight hours from Brighton, Michicgan with none other than placematt.  I kind of volunteered myself and he was pretty beside himself with gratefulness.  Honestly, I enjoyed myself.  IN addition, take this and exploit it the rest of your life:  if someone invites you to their hometown and to meet their family, always accept.  It provides rich context for friendship and potential bits.  That is why no one gets invited to my house . . .ever. 

viva 08

December 19, 2007

Fifteen Years

Got fifteen years
One for every time I’d say I do
One for every time I’d hope you’d too
I’m still wearing my wedding ring

Got fifteen years
Got a bottle and a Rosary
God I’m glad you’re still close to me
Here’s to fifteen more that I can see.

Happy Anniversary LLPH.

I love you.

December 13, 2007

el mol pimps Million Dollar Shelby

Shelby Cook is a friend who has a mission to unlock the generous nature of people one dollar at a time. Please Watch this video. The idea at OneMillionDollarMan.com is pretty genius and actual people are being helped. I would encourage you to throw a buck his way and tell your friends about it.

check out this gold while you are over there:  Rhett Miller

Give a buck:  OneMillionDollarMan.com

Viva Bobby!

el mol

December 10, 2007

Reflections

Faussmol

FAUSS

So I have been meaning to come on here and give a more detailed account of Ronnie Fauss’ newly reinvigorated career in music.  But like many details of my life, this blog is being ignored.  Much like Fauss’ career has been ignored for a few years.  But no one is more excited than me that he is writing again.  I got a preview this weekend of one of the new songs on the album and it is very different and very good.  Careful Fauss, everyone loves the God Loves Chicken format.  I think there will continue to be plenty more of that with an added angle or two.  Cannot wait.  Apparently a gig in January and a Spring CD release party.  I will be there. 

Visit his Myspace (gaaaaaaaaaaaaay) and take a listen if you have not already.

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ANONYMOUS

How wheels off was it to receive the following driving instructions from Anonymous in N.O. on the way to have dinner with him and his lovely wife.

Mitchell:  ok I am ten minutes out
Anonymous:  ok, when the highway turns and you see construction take that exit then call me.
M (calling back):  ok, I have exited the freeway
A:  ok, take a left at cirumcisioin street and then go four blocks and take a right on elm and then call me
M (calling back):  ok I just took a right on elm
A:  ok, come down four more blocks until you see a white building on your right.  You cannot miss it.  Come inside
M (thinking to himself):  this will be me at 58.  giving driving instructions in blocks and keeping all cell phone calls to under 15 seconds.

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PLACEMATT

Quote of the trip while driving a 24 foot loaded down Penske Truck in the sleet and snow on the way back to Dallas from Brighton, Michigan

Mitchell (wondering if placematt can drive in the snow):  at what point do we pull over?
Placematt:  I kind of operate from the “when a see a car sling off the road, its time to pull over”.
Mitchell:  agreed. 

December 04, 2007

I will have a longer comment later

but I am in vegas at a conference.  IN the meantime, please hit this:

MOL JUNIOR HAS A MYSPACE PAGE

December 03, 2007

fifteen cans of spray paint and a chemical swirl

This is not art but it sure is beautiful.  Is there anything better than a blue-collar teenage spray paint rampage?  You found the paint in Brian’s grandfathers garage right next to where the dead Scoter hangs over the sink.  So the price was just right.   This brand new bus stop reeks of the very kind of place that was built for kids who will never be expected to wait anywhere let alone a bus stop across from a tasty country store that has the most delectable variety of candy and sandwiches designed to stick into a warmer that should have been retrieved from the food and drug administration years before.  John is a cranky old fart that has spent too many years married to Ola.  Ola is an angry old hag according your rehabbing uncle.  You laugh but you are a jackass teenager.  Grandchildren somewhere love her.

The candy on the first row fits nicely into our coat pocket.  You rob them blind only to walk back across to the dilapidated bus stop edifice just in case a fight has broke out or the bus has finally arrived.    Never share the contents of your pocket lest Vincent takes it from you.  He threw you in the river once and would not hesitate to wrestle a stolen Snickers bar from your pocket.  There is freedom here.  On Saturday you will ride your bike down and buy a ham and cheese sandwich that you will pay for because it needs to be warmed up.  Sandwich plus a Squirt tastes just shy of a Three Forks steak, sans the $30,000 bottle of wine. 

December 01, 2007

Several confusing things at the Cowboy game this week

Terrellowens

Why do all 55,000 people need to wrap around the whole Cowboy stadium twice in order to park?

Why are there virtually no parking signs or instructions out there?

Why do the Cowboys hire policeman to stand in traffic?

Conversations with cops:

After I stepped out of the vehicle to meet my wife in the parking lot who was walking by herself across a darkening parking lot towards the stadium

Policeman:  get back in the car

Mitchell – confused and speechless as waves of people are pouring over the sidewalks from across the highway in front of our vehicle drinking profusely.

Rooster (to another policeman):  can he get out of the car to meet his wife

Policeman #2 – no, you cannot get out of the car.

Rooster – how come all these people can walk through traffic and drink beer and scalp tickets and my buddy cannot climb out of the car

Policeman #2 – its illegal to get out of the car.

Rooster – so its legal to drink in public and scalp tickets?

Policeman #2 – yes

Why are there PHILLY cheesesteak sandwhiches at the DALLAS Cowboy stadium?  And why were the cheesesteaks more popular than beer?

Why do I still get excited like a junior high kid when a fight breaks out in the parking lot?

Good game though . . . even for a niner fan.

Viva la paz