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August 28, 2007

el mol reviews Red Letters by Tom Davis

                 
          
el mol takes a hard look at a friend and his book.  While certain factors like Balsam and leaving friends in the snow for dead have been overlooked, I suggest you actually DO something and buy this book.

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August 19, 2007

Just Sayin'

December 31, 2006

On the Record

Put Mike Vick at flanker or let him go.  Matt Schaub can run the west coast offense.  He is the starter.  Mark the date.

August 12, 2007

Montreal eh?

August 08, 2007

Cheers

Barrybonds080507_2

August 02, 2007

2071 Bell Avenue

Volkswagenvan

So what that they can remember their own childhood phone number as a green 1956 Packard convertible rolls up the street and into the driveway.  Grab the nerf ball, flashlight and a coffee can because unsung heroes are here. The night will be filled with laughter and kick the can.  Your namesake will make you laugh and he will die too young.  Hide well.

Scramble out of the green Volkswagen van through the rain into a jam-packed gymnasium.  Caps and gowns march to Here comes The Sun.  Misunderstand the significance.  Jump down from the pullout bleachers and accept an invitation from the toughest and most admired cousin to climb into his black and orange 57 Chevy. He will never know of this admiration and respect.  He will miss this for the noise of childhood.  His Dad will kick his ass in front of the Magnavox.   You deserved better.

They giggle at you because there are shoes and a shirt in the back of your girlfriends car.  Laugh and act innocent.  She will prove to be worth it.  Get married and have a couple kids.  Pay your bills and dig a rock quarry.  Grease your 18-wheeler and fire up the backhoe in your spare time.  But when you take your own life please remember that they will refuse to measure it by that last fucking unfortunate moment.  You are loved.