You have lived across the street for 8 years. You have shared driveways and parking spaces. You brought chocolate cookies one Christmas to build a bridge. But apparently he has no idea what your name is or how to walk across the street to hand you the inadvertently delivered mail. Welcome to America.
You have a kitty under your house and a jackass for a father. You are running from your boyfriend who will move in with you after your overprotective Dad leaves. I guess victims love company. But to hell with your neighbors, ignore their waves and offers to help. You have your own life. There is a circus on Belmont.
So roll past that house to an illegal art gallery. At least there was an invitation and a gathering. It is the second ever on this street in eight years. Walk in with sawdust on your jorts and shellac under your fingernails. You are self conscious sipping your wine in a plastic cup and horrified to look closer at a well-endowed Jesus on a cross. Begin counting down from 100 to your departure. George Bush does not belong at an Al Gore rally. High five.
You work 80 hours a week and your kind neighbor struggles with English and his two sets of twins. Your wife is out of town but you have Sunday off from the forklift. You accept his invitation to a Pinata party. His darling little girls turn 6. You sit in your plastic chair and sip soda. It is a neighborhood mash up. Tattoos and espanol.
You were judged when you moved into the neighborhood. One mans treasure is another mans prison sentence. But you will keep your bronco. Several Bud Lights later and a trip to play Golden Tee returns a fan on your porch. The sheriff has your back from a driveway three doors down.
Go easy Mr. idealistic as you move again. It is a new day for sure. Leave behind the hard times and make new genius times. Walk your dogs on the shady street. Invite yourself to a barbeque or two. Keep your mini fridge full. Hey Arboreal, here comes el mol. Tighten your lug bolts.
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