Speaking and Consulting

As a self actualizing American Christian Leader, I seek to parlay the good name of Christ into full or part time speaking and consulting gigs.  Commodifying Christ being the highest point on The Christian Hiearchy of Needs, I help you and your organization "climb higher".

Therefore in an effort to please Christ I spend a portion of my time, and make a part of my living as a speaker and consultant.  Some of my favorite topics include:   

Organizational Blamestorming, Clustered Technology Accelerators, Blog Diarrhea Tendencies, Management Tire-Head, A Theology of the Reformers (Jim Rozell, Billy Beane etc), Emergent Linguistics for Black People (this is a very short session), Leadership Retardation Theory (co-led with Ross Miller), Idea Hampsters of the 20th Century (focusing primarily on the Matt Frazier era), Monkey Testing, Pan-Galactic Economies, Reality Distortion and The Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

Contact:  1800fullofcrap
Rate:  $1000 a day plus expenses